Boy : I wanna break up with her. She's getting more and more boring!
Friend : What do you mean?
Boy : She's getting so protective of me! She told me " Do not smoke! It is illegal here and unhealthy."
Friend : Oh... So you want to break up with her just because she wants you to be healthy?
Boy : But... She even said " Do not meet with other girls! I do not want you to toy with my feelings."
Friend : Oh... So you want to break up with her just because she wants you to be faithful to her?
Boy : But her commands are so unreasonable!
Friend : So , she wants you to be healthy and legal is unreasonable? She just wants you to be faithful to you is also unreasonable?
Boy : She even said " Let's keep fit and keep our house clean at the same time! We will take turns to clean up the house!"
Friend : So , she just wants your house to be clean and neat , and wants you to keep fit is also unreasonable. All the things she's ever 'commanded' you is good for you , Frank!
Boy : Maybe... I still love her...


Ps. Found this at google!